Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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