...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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