Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
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