This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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