Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize