Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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