Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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