just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I want a musical about memes.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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