so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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