He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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