I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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