He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Randomize
