I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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