i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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