So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Green mimosas i think yes
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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