So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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