So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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