Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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