I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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