i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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