My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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