butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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