why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
