His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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