The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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