Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Screwed.edu
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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