UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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