I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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