is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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