Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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