3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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