But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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