I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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