The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
