Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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