The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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