would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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