At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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