they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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