I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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