Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Someone came in the potted fern
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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