People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Randomize
