we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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