It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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