I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I wish I only lived at night.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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