Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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