What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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