She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I would fuck him just for his dog
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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