I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize