Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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