Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
birth control should be required to get into college
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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