I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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